• Joined 2015

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 0

• Thumper Runner-up - 0

• Weatherford Division Titles - 2 (2016, 2019) 

• Overall Record (11 years) - 68-74 (.479)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 1 (2025)

Known for: Replacing Kevin when he joined the Air Force

• Founding Member 2013

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 0

• Runner-up - 0

• Weatherford Division Titles - 2 (2021, 2024)

• Overall Record (13 years) - 80-86 (.482)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 0

Known for: Missing the Playoffs the First 8 Seasons

• Joined 2017

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 1 (2018)

• Runner-up - 0

• Weatherford Division Titles - 1 (2018)

• Overall Record (9 years) - 54-63 (.462)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 0

Known for: Living nowhere near us

• Founding Member 2013 (Missed 2015 for Military Service)

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 1 (2014)

• Runner-up - 0

• Weatherford Division Titles - 3 (2020, 2023, 2025)

• Overall Record (12 years) - 75-79 (.487)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 3 (2019, 2022, 2024)

Known for: Wrinkled Shirt, Two 1-12 Seasons, Thank You for Your Service, Winningest Golden Toilet Bowl Champion in league history

• Founding Member 2013

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 2 (2013, 2020, 2022)

• Runner-up - 1 (2024)

• Weatherford Division Titles - 2 (2017, 2022)

• Overall Record (13 years) - 83-83 (.500)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 1 (2015)

Known for: Being the only Weatherford member that takes this serious

• Member since 2025

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 0

• Runner-up - 0

• Weatherford Division Titles - 0

• Overall Record (1 year) - 5-9 (.357)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 0

• Known for: Being the 5th person to take this spot for Weatherford.