• Joined 2015

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 0

• Thumper Runner-up - 0

• Weatherford Division Titles - 3 (2016, 2019, 2023) 

• Overall Record (9 years) - 57-57 (.500)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 0

Known for: Replacing Kevin when he joined the Air Force

• Founding Member 2013

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 0

• Runner-up - 0

• Weatherford Division Titles - 2 (2021, 2024)

• Overall Record (11 years) - 64-74 (.471)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 0

Known for: Missing the Playoffs the First 8 Seasons

• Joined 2017

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 1 (2018)

• Runner-up - 0

• Weatherford Division Titles - 1 (2018)

• Overall Record (7 years) - 40-49 (.449)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 0

Known for: Living Nowhere Near Us

• Founding Member 2013 (Missed 2015 for Military Service)

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 1 (2014)

• Runner-up - 0

• Weatherford Division Titles - 1 (2020)

• Overall Record (10 years) - 60-66 (.476)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 3 (2019, 2022, 2024)

Known for: Wrinkled Shirt, Two 1-12 Seasons, Thank You for Your Service, Winningest Golden Toilet Bowl Champion in league history

• Founding Member 2012

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 2 (2013, 2020, 2022)

• Runner-up - 1 (2024)

• Weatherford Division Titles - 2 (2017, 2022)

• Overall Record (11 years) - 70-68 (.507)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 1 (2015)

Known for: Being the only Weatherford member that takes this serious

• Member since 2023 

• Thumper Bowl Victories - 0

• Runner-up - 0

• Weatherford Division Titles - 0

• Overall Record (1 year) - 4-10 (.286)

• Golden Toilet Seat Titles - 1 (2023)

• Known for: Getting Last Place his First Year